Top 10 most useless news, champions of the week #404

Hello company, how are you today? We’re not bad, as it’s time for the champions of the week, these various incredible and impossible facts that we find every week thanks in part to the work of this friendly. @By name. Without wasting any more time, we invite you to start this beautiful list of geniuses from the miscellaneous facts column that caught our attention.

1. An Orleans woman accidentally discovers she’s been in a PACS for eight years without knowing it … with Spider-Man

Topito’s analysis: It could have been worse, because Spiderman is still cool, imagine that happening to Voldemort or worse, Brice Hortefeux. Fictional characters, sure, but creepy nonetheless.

2. The first barrier-free highway is inaugurated in Alier: “In the end, more is needed”

Topito’s analysis: It was a bit silly to make a big deal about it if it was going to take even longer than the good old days of barriers. But hey, it’s not the first stupid change, remember when we limited some roads to 80km/h before going back to 90km/h a few months later? It’s wasted money.

3. In Lyon, the finance assistant attends courses… Finance

Topito’s analysis: Oh. Tile, crap, scars… If it’s a good thing to want to learn to do your job well, it mostly begs the question of whether this person was the right choice for the job at the base. Certainly not.

??? Ecology Audrey Henocque, attended a training entitled “Understanding the budget and designing a budget strategy” with “community analysis”??

Posted by Progress we Wednesday, May 12, 2021

4. Bordo: hits her husband with a meat bag and ends up in detention.

Topito’s analysis: Yes, because on the one hand violence never solves anything and it’s never a good idea to hit people, but above all we don’t play with food. He deserved this police arrest doubly.

5. Laura rents her husband for 46 euros an hour: “I didn’t expect it to work so much…”

Topito’s analysis: But what can her husband do for 46 euros an hour? Don’t worry, it’s very strange in reality, he does odd jobs in people’s houses like tidying things and mowing the lawn, otherwise it would be tutru and it’s illegal.

6. 2022 US Midterms: Democrat Tony DeLuca Re-Elected… a Month After His Death

Topito’s analysis: The United States and the vote have always done two, but from there forgetting to remove the papers to put them in an envelope when the candidate is a month dead is very stupid. So much so that you vote elsewhere.

7. He invents a virtual reality headset that kills in real life

Topito’s analysis: Fortunately, his invention won’t be commercialized, but we still have someone who had the idea to invent a helmet that actually kills people when they die in a video game. A really dirty, twisted and creepy idea, perhaps like its inventor that needs a closer look.

8. She says she talks to angels and will marry a “shaman”: Norwegian Princess Martha Louise resigns

Topito’s analysis: In the end, giving up her duties to marry a shaman if it’s her love, she can have fun, but does the talking to angels thing make anyone react? It’s never a good sign to hear voices and respond to them, I find. Maybe we should help this person.

Norwegian Princess Märtha Louise announced on Tuesday, November 8, that she is stepping down from official duties to marry controversial Californian shaman Durek Verrett.

Posted by Dispatch Midi we Tuesday, November 8, 2022

9. He picks up a pebble on the beach and puts it in his pocket: his jacket catches fire

Topito’s analysis: It’s a little more complex than that, because actually the famous pebble wasn’t that at all, it was a piece of white phosphorus dating back to the war, and the damn thing is all on fire only when it’s dry. The next time you see a beautiful pebble, think twice.

10. An American seals a packet of potato chips in a sarcophagus, which will not be opened for 10,000 years.

Topito’s analysis: It’s not necessarily to criticize the project, but if we can leave a trace of us on the people who will be living on this Earth in 10,000 years (aside from a destroyed planet) it might be better than a packet of patotin, No? A good gaming console? A Twilight DVD?

“This pack of junk will one day start a war,” joked one netizen, while another thought it might end up “in a museum on Saturn in the year 2245.”

Posted by Western France we Wednesday, November 9, 2022

See you next week and until then take good care of yourself and eat apples.

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